I've heard if a person eats 180 hot dogs, 42 twinkies and 4 cases of diet soda they won't have to be embalmed?

Because the body does not eliminate the chemicals in the food which are similar enough to embalming fluid to do the trick. Any thoughts?I've heard if a person eats 180 hot dogs, 42 twinkies and 4 cases of diet soda they won't have to be embalmed?
Note to self feeding Zombie army is going to be expensive.I've heard if a person eats 180 hot dogs, 42 twinkies and 4 cases of diet soda they won't have to be embalmed?
In one sitting or in a lifetime?





You know they are pulling your leg right? There are many Americans who have already met that dietary requirement if you never got rid of the chemicals. I've heard the ';twinkies last forever' myth before and wonder if this is not a variant.





Even heavy metals your body can rid itself of - very slowly though.
Honey, consider it white trash insurance!





Bloated maybe - BUT wrinkle free!





I just absolutely swear by those little ol' corn dogs - giving me such a youthful appearance.......





Trans-fat is where it's at!!!!
Well now I know how to save costs on my funeral expenses!!!!!





Too bad I hate Twinkies and diet soda and hardly ever eat hot dogs....
That is correct, but they have to wrap a chain around the coffin due to the bloating later.
unless youre overweight, your stomach will erupt, and the bacteria will damage your other systems.
Don't forget 82 McRib sandwiches. I hear that they are with you until you die.
Well, I that's only if you were going to die anyway. I wouldn't want to put my stomach through that.

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